blondiest:

u ever read something ur friend wrote that is so good it blasts your eyebrows off

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

also “ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic” in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

“ough watching a show uses so much electricity” on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

legendaryjellyfishfest:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

mornington-the-crescent:

tottosgreatadventure:

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It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

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shesnake:

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

elytrians:

dankmemeuniversity:

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this but for retail

selfieignite:

John Cho singing in the shower. Deleted opening scene from Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008).

Harold: ♪ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! The girl I love loves me back. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! ♪

lookninjas:

Blame it on

me

you

the kids

the weather

the rain

the sun

the moon

the boogie

the alcohol

Ronald Reagan

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tessas-thompson:

Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller
in THE LAST OF US (2023-)
S01E03 | “Long Long Time”

swinging-stars-from-satellites:

I really like the word “smitten”. because at first glance you just think of sappy lovey-dovey stuff but also you have to remember this is a word that’s born of the word “smite.” a devastating word. a word that, summarized, means stricken. smitten means stricken as well — struck with devastating affection.

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